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August 11th, 2005
07:21 pm someone just sent me a message on myspace with one of my pictures edited with a massive cock touching my face. jesus.
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December 1st, 2004
05:54 pm i want an advent calender.
now.
preferably with barbie princess on the front.
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October 12th, 2004
01:20 pm in other news: i cant stop whinging and listening to anastacia.
this is terrible. TERRIBLE.
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01:09 pm

this is why we dont visit schism. it makes you look fat.
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August 26th, 2004
11:33 pm

just thought id share.
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August 2nd, 2004
09:39 pm So this week i have generally been pottering around. The days are all blurring in to one. Wednesday:Trip to stoke park. Saw hell. Thursday:Spent the evening with matt, darby and tom, eating my own wieght in chocolate brownie. Friday:Quarantine. i got in a mood. Alan was there. I spoke to a girl about porn in the toilets. someone trod on my toe. Saturday: Norwich. Coach trips. i had the priviledge of meeting the most amusing family in the world ever. i was in hysterics. i have never seen Aconite thrill play so well. ever. i had a grin the size of england stuck on my face for hours. crashed at Olv's friends house along with aconite thrill and days in december. Sunday: Woke up. Olv trod on Days in december singers head. he looked like justin timberface with the pecks to prove it. stayed up half the night watching spiderman, down to you and big brother. Monday: Departures.

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July 21st, 2004
08:28 pm - faggot

i love these people.
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09:10 am last night i realised what is meant by the phrase 'two's company, three's a crowd'.
oh thank you sarah.
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July 20th, 2004
04:30 pm my friend sent me a picture of themselves naked.
the end.x
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02:22 pm

so that is where i have been for the last few days. good old guilfest. experiences included: - litter picking - marriage proposals - early mornings/late nights - drunken frollocks - breadbin - free pancakes - naomi's karate kicks - road rage - wisky - "hello this is steward control" - ROLF HARRIS
despite the music not being up to much, it had such a nice atmosphere.
monday: got up late sat on the computer for hours went to the pub which consisted of penis talk, ho gardens and stab wounds
today: got up late have sat about in shorts all day ashley is doing my hair later i love loose women
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July 14th, 2004
09:45 am - bla bla bla yesterday was pretty uneventful.
and the day before my sister kept me company. we learnt how to cook some pasta dish.
but the barnet has been cut. ashley is shoving in rats tails on friday, and colouring it on monday. ooo the excitement.
and im not stewarding at guilfest this weekend. so i get to see blondie and rolf harris for free.
yay.
im hoping that my rota doesnt run too late on friday. quarintine all the way. woohoo.

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July 5th, 2004
09:53 pm today has been one of those days when one minute your on top of the world and the next your on an all time low.
i wish i hadnt eaten those mcdonald's nuggets today.
highlight: seeing shrek 2 and naomi.
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July 4th, 2004
09:13 pm you know when you have the loveliest time, and someone comes along and makes you feel that big. i wish i had a fly squat. then you'll know the feeling.
for your information, i had a super time this weekend. met up with jo and olv, including shitty bus services and simon from pop world. oh.
i think when that time comes, i will be fucking exstatic, and your face will be nowhere to be seen.
i feel like an old woman. ben broke the silence. i think i figured something out about myself today. i feel quite proud.
this makes no sense right?
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July 1st, 2004
10:18 am - yay. i had my last exam yesterday. oh my. how super.
and then the day was rubbish from the on.i have never cried so much over nothing.
marc came over and cheered me up, by whipping my sorry little butt at noughts and crosses.
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June 28th, 2004
06:38 pm - exams. yukyukyuk.
6 fucking hours.
i now have blisters on my fingers.
oh, and i got given a giant noughts and crosses set. you have to come round and play.

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June 27th, 2004
09:49 am - "word up" last night. oh.my.goodness.
so much fun. the one time they check me for id is the night that i turn 18. rubbish. so we didnt end up going to quarintine. instead ended up at goth/trance night at the agincourt.
oh. most amusing. or in the word of moi at 4 in the morning: "OOOOH BUGGER!" in a rather posh old woman voice.
men in kilts+ballet dancers+strobe lights+pissing on walls+'and that reminds me of that film...'+kebabs+generally pissing everyone off.
yay.
ashley. i insist i see you more. the end.
xxx
p.s.my birthday today. thankyouthankyouthankyou. i will take a bow.
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08:56 am - partyparty.

so there we go. the big 1-8. i feel like a old fag. i was mega tired from the night before, but the day was nice-like.i had my first (official) driving lesson. my steering is fucking atrocious. i think i just end up swerving all the way down the road.
"now, just start to add a little brake,...brake please... brake now."
despite the fact that im useless it was fun. i then tried to get some kip for a couple of hours, but instead watched true romance again. <3
people started turning up about 7. please do not appoint me party host. i spill drinks everywhere. family and friends all turn out. my sister was drunk in 5 minutes, as she is a biggest fool around. ever. yeah, nice to catch up with everyone and the like.
i didnt sleep last night. i now have the throat thing. grossgrossgross.
oh and 6 hours of exams tomorrow.
adios.
xxx Current Mood: exhausted
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June 21st, 2004
11:19 pm we have nosey neighbours. so i flashed them.
they have now left me alone.
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April 25th, 2004
10:21 pm - boo... men make you say the stupidist things. i hate it.
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April 20th, 2004
06:06 pm - today kept me alive. Phew. Art coursework is complete, minus some of the annotation. ooo what a relief. that stress has been going on for too long. Today i was back at college. which suprisingly was pretty rad. Hell announced that she will model naked with a rolling pin and sooz plans to pop out cats when shes older. Westworth looks like marge simpson. Just thought id let you all know.
And... i saw Eamon Holmes. Oh the glamour!
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